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owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

finding the exact answers to your homework on google.

psych-facts:

Factors That Make A Relationship

Relationships are complex entities, made up of a number of factors that all need to come together to make it work. While no two relationships are the same, they share some common factors that come together to help form a winning combination….

askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it

not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

Greeting someone I dislike:
When in gym they need someone to sit out:
If I ever worked at a chocolate factory

sodamnrelatable:

This would be me:

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more relatable?

When my parents think I do nothing all day.

sodamnrelatable:

Please, I run a blog. 

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more relatable?

When two of your friends are fighting and they ask who is right